July 2012
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blua:
what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when”
the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into the street. the world...
Psychiatric Advice #5
Patient: Doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live.
Psychiatrist: Wait a minute, please.
Democrats introduce bill to raise minimum wage to... →
sweetupndown9:
parkerkierce:
abaldwin360:
justinspoliticalcorner:
More than 100 House Democrats introduced a bill Thursday to raise the minimum wage. Rep. George Miller’s proposed legislation would raise the minimum wage to $9.80 over three years, 85 cents per year, then link it to inflation, so that raising it wouldn’t have to be a giant political fight every few years. Tipped workers,...
“Move as a total being, and accept things. Just for twenty-four hours, try it -...”
– Osho
“The greatest battle is not physical but psychological. The demons telling us to...”
– Graeme Fife
“Physical attractions are common, but a mental connection is rare.”
– Unknown (via psych-facts)
psych-facts: Some Factors that Contribute to... →
onlinecounsellingcollege:
1. Poor sleep habits. Inconsistent or irregular sleep patterns; trying to function on too little sleep; taking long naps throughout the day; taking naps too close to bedtime.
2. Dietary factors. There are certain foods that make us feel more sleepy. These…
snarg:
when ur sad just remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
Watchlamaneus:
darktoshiro:
chadington:
En una marimba…EN UNA MARIMBA WN!!
Mitt Romney: If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him.
Black people: what
White people: what
Mexican people: what
Asian people: what
Young children: what
My cat: what
The large rock in my backyard: what
Time: what
Space: what
Light: what
Literally the entire universe: what
warblerties:
Angry post about not being at Comic-Con.
What's Up With "Could of" and "Could Have"?
theyuniversity:
* This error is one of The YUNiversity faculty’s biggest grammar peeves.
